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Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35382) - you deserved it (4936)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

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hope he loses his job

#1 - On 04/25/2011 at 6:04am by raeraymusic1

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Report him to his superiors!

#3 - On 04/25/2011 at 6:04am by pissoff10

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