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Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29252) - you deserved it (11808)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

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that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug

#1 - On 04/21/2011 at 2:46am by FriskyTaco

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aww party pooper ")

#6 - On 04/21/2011 at 2:51am by ceddyz17

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