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Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30375) - you deserved it (9645)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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lol tell him to "fuck off" in Portuguese. :)

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 2:19am by MyMuse7

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lol next time you pick up use a different language

#4 - On 04/20/2011 at 2:22am by makenna2011

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