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Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML


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On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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yeah i got nothin funny for this one. op that sucks man. wait WTF who buys someone a bag of apples?

#5 - On 04/19/2011 at 12:50pm by doc_j

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haha that would have been an interesting sight

#3 - On 04/19/2011 at 12:48pm by killgrace666

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