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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (3472)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch.

Oh, wait...

#20 - On 04/11/2011 at 4:35pm by DocBastard

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But short people are cute. ;)

#4 - On 04/11/2011 at 4:28pm by MysticMint

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