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Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23537) - you deserved it (3616)

On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

#1 - On 04/08/2011 at 2:48am by Natasha14641

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And you ran, you ran so far away. You just ran, you ran all night and day. You couldn't get away.

#21 - On 04/08/2011 at 3:08am by Triumvirate

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