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Today, my boyfriend and I flew to another country to see a concert. He said he'd carry all the cash and tickets in his wallet, so I left my bag at the hotel. He got so drunk, five minutes into the show he took off leaving me stranded in a strange city with no means of getting back to the hotel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (8486)

On 04/06/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by givemechange - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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Who the hell is crazy enough to put all their money and their tickets in their wallet when they travel? And, even more, who is stupid enough to say so? Furthermore, why would you be naive enough to go with that and have no other means of support. I vote FAIL all the way around.

#7 - On 04/06/2011 at 9:59am by CrazyManNo9

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You can't trust a man to carry everything. Did he hold your tampons too?

#11 - On 04/06/2011 at 10:04am by Jrefinne

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