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Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML


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On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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You will get the last laugh when she crashes and all her children die. :)

#2 - On 04/06/2011 at 9:58am by TehFMLKing

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report her plates, it's at least a $100 fine per kid

#8 - On 04/06/2011 at 10:03am by valalvax

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