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Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (10271)

On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Fuck! that is really dangerous! Poisonous gasses everywhere lol.

#4 - On 04/06/2011 at 2:57am by marinus

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Sounds lie a terrorist plot. where's Jack Bauer when you need him

#33 - On 04/06/2011 at 4:12am by enonymous

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