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Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16247) - you deserved it (25569)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by nicky (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

#8 - On 03/31/2011 at 5:41pm by DocBastard

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maybe look a bit harder next time

#3 - On 03/31/2011 at 5:38pm by marlie_x

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