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Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (2066)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

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Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

#1 - On 03/31/2011 at 12:03am by KoalaBear10

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Gotta watch out for those crazy old ladies...

#4 - On 03/31/2011 at 12:06am by hiyourcute

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