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Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML


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On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

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Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

#1 - On 03/31/2011 at 12:03am by KoalaBear10

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there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.

#5 - On 03/31/2011 at 12:07am by free2speak

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