Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

by uggo / 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.

    #7 - On 03/29/2011 at 2:10pm by ViolentBears

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  • It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D

    #8 - On 03/29/2011 at 2:10pm by PrittyinPit

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