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Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11323) - you deserved it (24158)
On 02/08/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by olivia_stealth (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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