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Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12552) - you deserved it (28601)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by olivia_stealth (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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why do so many people think she deserved it? sure, she cheated but for a reason. no-one deserves being grounded for a C, let alone for a B!
FMP rather than FML. sorry for you

#15 - On 02/09/2009 at 1:13pm by Justine

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Maybe you should've spent more time studying rather than trying to change your grades at the end.

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 7:58pm by village_Idiot

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