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Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21760) - you deserved it (2897)

On 03/28/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by calling_while_driving - United States (California)

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At least it's not your fault when you get rear ended.

#4 - On 03/28/2011 at 11:08am by marinus

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You did the right thing. There are far too many people who talk on the phone while driving, and numerous studies show that distracted driving is just as dangerous as drunk driving. Congratulations for not being a moron. You and your kind are a dying breed.

#17 - On 03/28/2011 at 11:34am by DocBastard

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