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Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23757) - you deserved it (4145)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by mylifesucks -

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And you couldn't crash one of them?

#1 - On 03/26/2011 at 6:56am by Ali_Br

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Then get up and find someone to party with somewhere else instead of lying around!

#14 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:08am by mk58

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