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Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada

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Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk.

Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.

#5 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:19pm by plethora

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gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin?

lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D

#17 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:33pm by ballerphilip23

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