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Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37954) - you deserved it (3126)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

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the thought must've driven you over the edge!

#1 - On 03/24/2011 at 7:52pm by KelceyLoves

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What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown."

Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

#8 - On 03/24/2011 at 7:54pm by perdix

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