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Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27315) - you deserved it (5402)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

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How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?

#3 - On 03/22/2011 at 6:58pm by skyttlz

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Just glue the toilet into the dent. You'll have the most badass ride around town. People can just walk to the front of your ride and take a shit, that's great.

#14 - On 03/22/2011 at 7:05pm by every1luvsboners

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