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Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?
Just glue the toilet into the dent. You'll have the most badass ride around town. People can just walk to the front of your ride and take a shit, that's great.
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Thursday 11 September 2014