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Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (1842)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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