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Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34457) - you deserved it (2539)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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At least he wasn't sucking cock outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP

#6 - On 03/19/2011 at 7:11am by DarkJoy

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did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?

#7 - On 03/19/2011 at 7:17am by tmmundy

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