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Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28376) - you deserved it (3202)

On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

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Speaking of Crush.

#2 - On 03/17/2011 at 7:02pm by holymolybro

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He is your crush! This is an opportunity to play it off as no big deal, or to feign being hurt so he could lovingly come to your aid. He realizes how nice and care free you are. You forgive him and smile and you have a bond money can't buy...

...so yeah, fyl because you didn't think to do anything but moan and complain about what was actually an opportunity.

#19 - On 03/17/2011 at 7:44pm by polysyllabist

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