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Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6109) - you deserved it (38158)

On 03/16/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by dumbluck - United States

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Idiots like you contribute to the traffic problems. Don't drive.

#6 - On 03/16/2011 at 7:15am by gotbiscuits

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gps systems are just plain evil... eyes on the road OP.

#1 - On 03/16/2011 at 6:59am by rainbowpikachus

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