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Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

#1 - On 03/15/2011 at 6:56am by eftup

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I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?

#17 - On 03/15/2011 at 7:29am by lulu121893

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