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Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35020) - you deserved it (9327)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by alex - United States

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Shoulda had a v8!!(:

#9 - On 03/14/2011 at 2:33pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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that stinks! sorry op! :(

#2 - On 03/14/2011 at 2:28pm by sterlingarcher

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