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Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6859) - you deserved it (33418)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

#18 - On 03/14/2011 at 5:33am by Jimboom

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Ooh, pogo sticks!
Definitely worth it.
But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

#2 - On 03/14/2011 at 3:48am by Doortje

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