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Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Then you've only got one shot to get her right in the face with it. No pressure.

#3 - On 03/11/2011 at 5:58am by FYLDeep

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Your mom is awesome.

#1 - On 03/11/2011 at 5:55am by Angel_Vice

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