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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34833) - you deserved it (6906)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!

#1 - On 03/09/2011 at 1:18pm by Thekid2318

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Why didn't you say something?

#4 - On 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm by Adamantoise

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