Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs this hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
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On 05/01/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by DudeManBro69 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
This doesn't all add up though
If you thought it was rain, where do you live? Does rain pound at you viciously in one small area? I mean if it were the final drops, sure, but you said you saw him peeing after you felt the rain. If you saw him before, then you're a moron for walking under his piss.
0_o
#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:06pm by Demon_Squirtle
This doesnt make any sense.
1st off, how high up was he? If it wasn't that high up then you would be a retard to think it was rain.
2nd, agree with #4.
#8 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:10pm by LeftHanded
Maybe he was peeing figures in the air, i do that sometimes when i had abit tomuch to drink (not on people incase anyone was wondering). Then its like loads of drops.
What is it with hobos peeing in random places? I saw one just standing in a corner on a street a few days ago peeing by a plant...
Wait... if you're walking downstairs, and you felt rain earlier, and the hobo was at the top, how would you know it was him? I'm confused.
#12 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:34pm by SublatePandemic
The only thing that makes his life complete,
is turn your face into a toilet seat.
Could've been Lil' Wayne makin' it rain.
#13 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:36pm by rukusrazor
the exact same thing almost happened to me the other day by the santa monica pier!
thankfully i wasn't directly under it when i realized what was going on.
how is he at the top of the stairs you just walked down? im confused
if you're going down the subway, and he's at the top of the stairs, that means you passed him going to the subway, which means you should have known he was peeing
#15 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:44pm by kingsleyxx09
#16: that's not funny-the swine flu is really dangerous and that's not the #1 cause-and u shouldn't kill all the homeless just bcuz they're less fortunate than u
OP: I hope u got a shower rite away cuz that's just nasty!
Sometimes when it starts to rain you feel raindrops.It doesnt have to be pouring to feel rain. Also,she could of turned around to look if it was raining as she was going down the stairs and then she saw him peeing......that or it could be made up.
#19 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:10pm by alphabetcity
that's the subway for ya!
i live close to NYC so i go there all the time by subway/train so i know that this can be true. lol
#20 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:12pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
Man there are a lot of great hobo stories on here! hahah!
#22 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:39pm by Kickinchicken213
This doesn't make sense, how would you say you felt rain BEFORE you saw the hobo at the TOP of the stairs if you were walking DOWN the stairs!? Did you look up or something?
Just read #15
UGH!! You guys don't get it...the OP was probably going downstairs and the hobo wasn't there when he passed by. When he felt the 'rain' he probably looked up and realized the hobo was peeing. Just because he passed by where the hobo was doesn't mean the hobo was peeing when he passed by.
#16 ROFLMAO!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!1
Otherwise, pissing on women is a real turn on for guys. You should get used to it.
ohh eww! that happened to me once. i was walking with my mom and stepped in a puddle and my mom said "that wasnt a puddle" ... the hobo in front of us had just peed! XD
lol this hobo is like a bird he picks his target and fires! great FML
#39 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:54pm by george_lopez
this really makes no sense if you were walking DOWN the stairs! Either you would have noticed him before you went down the stairs and avoided the stream, or would wouldn't have noticed him and never figured out what was getting you wet!
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okay i really don't get it at all.
two seconds earlier BEFORE you saw the said hobo: you noticed it was "raining"
then when you were walking downstairs--
if you saw the person before,
1. why in the hell would you stand by it?
and 2. this just doesn't make sense--
but either way you pretty much deserved it. (:
#45 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:21pm by virmariejoan
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun shiny day
Not trying to scare you...but hobo pee is a leading cause of cancer.
#47 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:53am by DizzyDemon0
AUUUUUUGGGHHHHASLFASLFJPPPTTHH!
#45---many stairwells are spiral-shaped (they double back on themselves), so the pee probably leaked through the little gap between the stairs before s/he turned the corner and saw him.
How are so many people confused about this? It's quite plausible.
