Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

by thanksmom / 05/01/2009 at 12:23am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Bitch! Next time she calls you with something important hang up on her and then ignore her phonecalls for a while.

    #1 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:18am by Jimboom

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  • Shoulda gone with the swine flu answer

    #3 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:22am by had_a_bad_day

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