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Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46225) - you deserved it (2795)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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