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Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Bitch! Next time she calls you with something important hang up on her and then ignore her phonecalls for a while.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015