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Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9837) - you deserved it (18948)

On 02/24/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

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No, the towing guys planted that change in your car just to fuck with your mind. You are just gullible enough to fall for it.

#7 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:24pm by DocBastard

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Wow..that's a MAJOR YDI.

#4 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:13pm by Rosa_La_Hermosa

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