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Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (18187)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

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Show him how wrong he is. Solve this problem

1 Fries + 1 Drink + Burger X Supersize =?


Don't know the answer? Well, best start figuring it out... your new career will rest upon answering such questions day in, day out.

#5 - On 02/18/2011 at 10:00am by Jimboom

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He sounds like an asshole.

#3 - On 02/18/2011 at 9:56am by chosha

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