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Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 4:08pm - misc - by clips (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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That's disgusting..

#1 - On 02/17/2011 at 2:58am by Hystical

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Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.

#2 - On 02/17/2011 at 3:03am by allmidnighteyes

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