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Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19219) - you deserved it (1826)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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leave a note inside your mailbox saying 'while you are putting another notice in my mailbox, could you also slip in my mail too?'

#7 - On 02/16/2011 at 3:04am by krazy_glu3

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That's lame. Just put the mail in the box, asshole mailman.

#3 - On 02/16/2011 at 3:03am by FYLDeep

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