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Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

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"Today, I'm afraid to admit to someone I don't know that I enjoy good food. FML"

Good lord, if you're that ashamed of it, I'll take that second pastry. Fuck, I'll even take both of them.

#2 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:10am by allmidnighteyes

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why lie? just say you enjoy a tasty treat.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:09am by jangalianxi

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