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Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39953) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Wow, FYL for having to read that. But then again, you didn't have to. In fact, it's quite rude to read someone's journal. But because it must have been painful to read those things I'll vote FYL. I hope he turned out to be a good father :)

#3 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:58pm by Doortje

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You didn't read far enough:

Day 1: It pissed on me. I hate this thing.
Day 2: It pissed on me again. How do I give it back?
Day 3: Holy fucking hell, how do I shut it up?
Day 4: She grabbed my finger. I swear she smiled at me. Oh my god, I love her more than anything!

I promise, you don't understand until you have one of your own.

#22 - On 02/14/2011 at 7:53pm by DocBastard

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