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Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass
Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.
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