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Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass
Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014