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Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

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Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

#5 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:09am by allmidnighteyes

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i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

#4 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:08am by folgy

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