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Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15350) - you deserved it (24070)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

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ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful

#2 - On 02/12/2011 at 9:58am by Ozmat

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I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?

#4 - On 02/12/2011 at 10:04am by Lounia

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