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Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12417) - you deserved it (36550)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

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pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house.

bad things can happen when you don't.

#7 - On 02/10/2011 at 1:18pm by imonaboat79

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Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.

#4 - On 02/10/2011 at 1:17pm by sweet_candy_

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