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Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26962) - you deserved it (3410)

On 02/10/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by onehitwonder -

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A drive-by snowball hit?...

#1 - On 02/10/2011 at 9:56am by LiveThenDie

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People are so fucking immature.
-HAI GUYZ LETZ FIND A RADUM TARGET AND HIT THEM.
-Why?
BECUZ ITZ FUN. DERP!
-Oh yeah!


OP, I hope you're okay. Unfortunately idiots like those will forever roam this earth.

#6 - On 02/10/2011 at 10:27am by mintcar

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