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Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Em (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

#21 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:39pm by jrock94

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POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

#17 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:28pm by omgitsseejay

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