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Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24377) - you deserved it (5624)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Welcome to the internet, where the only thing on anyone's mind in any sort of chat room is sex.

I hope you found some proper help for your homework, darling.

#1 - On 02/07/2011 at 6:10am by Mirorbo

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The sad thing Now these days is the fact that no one is safe on the Internet. Searing for a puppy? Bam! Offer comes up of a man who wants doggy style.

#5 - On 02/07/2011 at 6:36am by beeship321

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