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Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm - misc - by smbcolorado - United States (Texas)

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Now everyone in the family knows what a total bitch she is.

#4 - On 02/04/2011 at 7:39pm by Doortje

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your response should have been something along the lines of:
well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there!

I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...

#9 - On 02/04/2011 at 7:46pm by shazza91

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