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Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (3261)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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maybe you should move out of the shithole town you live it

#1 - On 02/03/2011 at 10:04am by tommurry

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sounds like someone may not like you

#2 - On 02/03/2011 at 10:04am by hawk515

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