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Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (7225)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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you could have just showed them the toothbrush...not really fml

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:29pm by donkeybutts

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I can almost hear this going down. No, you guys! It's my toothbrush! I have a dentist appointment...YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! *cry*

#2 - All pulling out the toothbrush (no pun intended) woulda done is help start the rumor that Jess masturbates with her toothbrush between classes. Kids are assholes.

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:31pm by djse

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