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Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

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you shouted f*** in a class? even more reason you're stupid

#3 - On 01/30/2011 at 9:57am by alextheguineapig

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How can you get a negative grade???

#5 - On 01/30/2011 at 9:58am by Kiyoha

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