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Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12101) - you deserved it (41886)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You gave a bunch of little girls the finger? I'd say this is a fail even before you ran into that snowman.

#5 - On 01/27/2011 at 6:09am by Doortje

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It was a Chris Hansen snowman, and he busted you for fingering little girls.

#15 - On 01/27/2011 at 6:21am by perdix

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