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Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (2514)

On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -

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"Hi! My name is Bob and I torture animals! Nice to meet you!"

#6 - On 01/27/2011 at 3:19am by EpicPear

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Future serial killer in the making? I'm probably watching too many crime dramas, but supposedly that doesn't bode well.

#7 - On 01/27/2011 at 3:24am by ancora

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