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Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (3218)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by everfresh (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

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i like the smell of "new car"

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 10:05am by summersizzle

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So the FML here is:

1) Your garbage can stinks?
2) Your house smells nice?
3) Your boyfriend is lazy?
4) You are a whiny bitch?

Gee, I just can't decide.

#26 - On 01/26/2011 at 11:33am by DocBastard

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