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Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by everfresh (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

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i like the smell of "new car"

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 10:05am by summersizzle

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The smell of a new car is nice, but that's just being damn lazy. Is it really that hard to clean up?

#8 - On 01/26/2011 at 10:08am by lovexbox

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