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Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22931) - you deserved it (8059)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)

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I think the kid was trying to tell you something.

#1 - On 01/23/2011 at 6:20am by MagicMushrooms

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Maybe you shouldn't have picked a Spice Girls song.

#6 - On 01/23/2011 at 6:27am by Doortje

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