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Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7754) - you deserved it (20630)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

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"Some people just want to watch their hair burn."

#5 - On 01/16/2011 at 4:34pm by Triumvirate

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Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.

#6 - On 01/16/2011 at 4:35pm by UpsidedownKayak

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