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Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

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Let me guess-you did them? That is why they expect you to do them-you let them push you around like that. Tell them to do them.

#1 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:06am by geekemo92

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if you did the dishes then YDi for being a pushover and letting them treat you like a doormat. I hope you had some self respect and also treated them like capable people by refusing to do them and let them do them- unless of course you all take turns and it was your turn

#3 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:08am by rapido

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